What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 01:20
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Forget drones, Amazon has new robots that could replace humans - TheStreet
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Scientists are experimenting with a completely new approach to combat human aging - Earth.com
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Mario Kart World 1.1.0 update out now, patch notes - Nintendo Everything
Still no good.
Then came..
No go.
What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
The S&P 500 closes at 6,000 as bulls aim for return to record territory - MarketWatch
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Djokovic vs Norrie: Things we learned - Roland Garros
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...